Some of you may remember Stoney, Pauly Shore’s beloved character on the 90’s classic Encino Man. Created for comic appeal, most would pass him off as a fun loving burnout, though an unreliable source of any viable information. Yet here we have clear evidence that Stoney was not only a good friend and trusted confidant to all things living, but also a guru of Quik-E-Mart grindage. Laying out all the basic food groups, Stoney explains the perfect way to save a buck while keeping your pyramid balanced. Thank us later.